You Got Me There (Featuring Mrs. Carl)

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Featuring Mrs. Carl


On our 5th anniversary you bought me a dust buster for the kitchen units (oh yeah…)
Then a food processor (yep)
Not good (really?)
Then a mower (lovely)
Why? (well it’s not going to mow itself is it?)
A mat to kneel on when gardening (it was top of the range)
And a coffee machine that only you use (oh the coffee machine yeahhh)

(Oh Darling,
You know I love ya
I love to buy you pretty things
From Argos...
On offer...
With coupons..)

When are you going to grow up?
Whenever you walk into a room you move because I know you’ve been sat there drinking beer for far to long.
(Well where do you want me to drink it then really?)

When are you going to grow up?
You don’t clear up your dirty washing. When are you going to start ironing and walking the dog and go to work?
(i’m self-employed)

When are you going to grow up?
Every time you go out with Dave and Bill the beer cans are still in the living room and the pizza’s on the floor and the dogs been bloody sick
(Well, he don’t like chillis)

When are you going to grow up?
The lawn does need moving and the towels need folding and stop pinching my friends bottoms!

Y’got me there
Y’got me there
I won’t do it again I promise I swear
I never should have said I had nothing to declare
You really got me there

Y’got me there
Y’got me there
I bought y’ sister sexy underwear
I called your mother a slag and I thought you wouldn’t care
You really got me there

When are you going to grow up?

(well alright, you’ve got a point.. )
Mm hm..
(I made a few mistakes)
A few?
(fair enough)
(I think we should have a quiet night in)
Ahh.. That would be nice
(…watch The Great British Bake Off)
Oh Lovely…
(and maybe)
(Y’know… bake a cake)
(If you know what I mean)
mmm… I think i do


from VENTASTIC, released September 28, 2015
Written by Barratt, Marsh,Clift, Stubbs



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