Check Your Prostate

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Hello, This is a public service announcement from Men With Ven.
We’re not trying to worry you but y’know you need to look out for yourself, So here’s a bit of advice.

Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t worry mate, don’t hesitate
Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t bother wait, don’t leave it to fate.

A man’s prostate is about the size of a walnut.
It surrounds the tube that carries urine from the bladder.
Prostate fluid nourishes and protects sperm and forms the bulk of ejaculate volume.
However, if something goes wrong with the prostate it can effect a mans sex life, his long term health and can cause insurmountable medical complications;.

Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t worry mate, don’t hesitate
Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t bother wait, don’t leave it to fate.

If you have a trusted and willing partner prostate self exams are very simple to perform.
You just insert a finger into your rectum, bend the finger towards the belly button and you should be able to feel a lump that is similar in texture and and firmness to that of the flesh between your thumb and rest of your hand when you make a tight fist.

Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t worry mate, don’t hesitate
Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t bother wait, don’t leave it to fate.
Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t worry mate, don’t hesitate
Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t bother wait, don’t leave it to fate.

Good morning Dr. Percival will see you now….

Please Dr. Percival
Is your prognosis the worst of all?
Does it feel like a bowling ball?
or can I go to the carnival?

Check your prostate
Check your prostate
Get your partner to help you out
Don’t worry mate, don’t hesitate
Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
you might even find out something new about y’selves
Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Don’t worry mate, don’t hesitate
Go check your prostate
Go check your prostate
Sooner the better.

Don’t worry mate, don’t hesitate
Don’t bother wait, don’t bother wait
Don’t worry mate, don’t hesitate
Don’t bother wait, don’t leave it to fate.
Just wash your hands afterwards though eh?

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from VENTASTIC, released September 28, 2015
Written by Barratt, Whalgren, Clift, Marsh

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